Trailer vox machina11/24/2023 ![]() ![]() Take a chance and roll the dice on a series aimed at everyone from fans of Invincible, to fans of buying swords from the SkyMall catalog (shows a tombstone that reads "R.I.P. No one thought to try that before? I mean, dragons are, like, 20% throat! Is there no Road House "Cooler" class in this edition? (shows James Dalton ripping out Jimmy Reno's throat) Swayze, man now, that's a character with high charisma. the only way to kill a dragon is to hit it in the throat. Percy: Did Gilmore give you any insight on how to kill this thing?! ![]() Gilmore: There's no simple way to kill a dragon. General Krieg: The beast is a blue dragon, sire. A well-adjusted bear just takes his chances in the woods, right? Together, they'll win glory, riches, and fame by uncovering an ancient secret. and a bear with what I can only assume is a tragic past. Keyleth: -filled with Ashari I'm supposed to lead someday.īarf ( Spaceballs): Funny. Keyleth, a tree-hugger with a tragic past, who's also a Druish princess. (the other Vox Machina members gasp) I have to do this alone. Pike, a cleric with a tragic past, and a direct line to D&D Jesus, but since that's too powerful, they just sidelined her for half the season. Lady Allura: You are hereby under house arrest. There's Scanlan, the horny bard with a tragic past, who's master of the handjob (montage of Scanlan casting his "Scanlan's Hand" spell) Percy, a fancy lad with a tragic past, who found himself in a fantasy setting and asked, "Why not try gun?" (shots comparing Percy to Vash the Stampede from Trigun ) Vex and Vax, twins with a tragic past, and the power to make you constantly call the show " Vex" or " Vax Machina" by mistake (montage of characters saying either "Vex", "Vax", or "Vox") Grog, an idiot with a tragic past. ![]() Grog: Not everything's a trap, you twit! Let's do this! (kicks down a door, then walks into a room and sees archers at the ready). Grab an ale and meet Vox Machina, a ragtag crew of mercs so horny and quippy, Joss Whedon is suing them for vibe infringement. Robbie Wheeling: (crying) Jay-Jay, what am I doing here? Robbie's Friends: (as Ronnie prepares to jump off the World Trade Center) Robbie! Robbie Wheeling: Because I love you and I want you to forgive me. (missiles strike an alien ship)Īny Ouija-heads out there? Maybe Dungeons & Dragons Y2K? How about the Tom Hanks one? ( Mazes and Monsters) Gunner's Mate Second Class Cora Raikes: Boom. unless you're secretly into the Battleship movie. If you thought D&D was a lot to absorb, strap in for an adaptation of a Twitch stream of thousands of hours of play sessions, put together by a group of nerdy-ass voice actors asking the most pressing question of our time - "What if Tolkien f*cked?" - all brought to life by fans willing to toss a coin to their Twitchers (a CNBC article with the title "'Dungeons and Dragons' Kickstarter breaks record with $11.3 million campaign" pops up), in the hopes that they'll pull off what hasn't been done since Clue, and successfully adapt a tabletop game to screen. In a world where the only thing more boring than someone telling you about their dreams is someone telling you about their Dungeons & Dragons campaign, one show will try to make those dreams. ![]()
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